SUNDAY DOTE: Stir your coffee with my penis?

we kissed on new years, but it didn't feel like a new years kiss.

2012-01-08T13:11:00.000-05:00

And such is the internet.

2011-10-23T21:05:00.002-04:00

Moral Perfection By Benjamin Franklin

2011-10-17T17:47:00.003-04:00

Moral Perfection

By Benjamin Franklin

Temperance: eat not to dullness, drink not to elevation
Silence: speak not but what may benefit others or youself; avoid trifling conversation
Order: let all your things have places; let each part of your business have its time
Resolution: resolve to perform what you ought; perform without fail what you resolve
Frugality: make no expense but to do good to others or yourself; ie waste nothing
Industry: lose no time; be always employed in something useful; cut off all unnecessary actions
Sincerity: use no hurtful deceit; think innocently and justly, and, if you speak, speak accordingly
Justice: Wrong none by doing injuries or omitting the benefits that are your duty
Moderation: avoid extremes; forebear resenting unjuries so much as you think they deserve
Cleanliness: tolerate no uncleanliness in body, clothes, or habitation
Tranquility: be not disturbed at trifles, or at accidents common or unavoidable
Chastity: rarely use venery but for health or offspring, never to dullness, weakness, or the injury of your own or another's peace or reputation
Humility: imitate Jesus and Socrates

i write so many lol's

2011-10-16T03:56:00.000-04:00

http://i.imgur.com/yarZ7.jpg

2011-10-10T15:39:00.000-04:00

i'm so scared of the way things are
i get scared when people actually listen to me speak.
i get nervous like i'm going to mess up, and i can feel my face getting red.

Korean Comics

2011-10-02T11:38:00.002-04:00

Animals - Some Collective Nouns

2011-09-29T15:52:00.005-04:00

(Bear Grylls Survival Series Ultimate Kit)

An ambush of tigers
An array of hedgehogs
An army of ants/caterpillars/frogs
An ascension of larks
A badling of ducks
A bale of turtles
A ballet of swans
A band of coyotes/gorillas/jays/men
A barrel of monkeys
A barren of mules
A bask of crocodiles
A battery of barracudas
A bazaar of guillemots
A bed of clams/eels/oysters/snakes
A bevy of quail/roebucks/swans
A bloat of hippos
A bouquet of pheasants
A brace of ducks/grouse
A brood of chicks/hens/pheasants
A building of rooks
A bury of conies/rabbits
A business of ferrets/flies
A caravan of camels
A cast of falcons/hawks
A cete of badgers
A chain of bobolinks
A charm of falcons/finches/magpies
A chattering of choughs
A clamor of rooks
A cloud of gnats/bats/grasshoppers
A clowder of cats
A cluster of bees/grasshoppers
A clutch of chicks
A clutter of cats/starlings
A colony of ants/beavers/gulls/penguins/rabbits
A company of parrots/widgeons
A congregation of plover/people
A congress of baboons
A conspiracy of ravens
A convocation of eagles
A cover of coots
A covey of grouse/partridges/pheasants/ptarmigans/quail
A cowardice of curs
A crash of rhinos
A crowd of people
A cry of hounds
A culture of bacteria
A deceit of lapwings
A descent of woodpeckers
A dissimulation of birds
A dole of doves
A down of hares
A doylt of swine
A draught of fish
A dray of squirrels
A drift of swine
A dropping of pigeons
A drove of cattle
A drumming of grouse
A dule of doves
A durante of toucans
An earth of foxes
An exaltation of larks
A fall of woodcocks
A family of otter
A fesnyng of ferrets
A field of racehorses
A flight of birds/butterflies/cormorants/doves/goshawks/swallows
A flink of cows (12+)
A float of crocodiles
A flock of geese/lice/sheep
A fluther of jellyfish
A gaggle of geese
A gam of whales
A gang of buffalo/elk
A gatling of woodpeckers
A generation of vipers
A grist of bees
A gulp of cormorants/magpies
A harras of horses
A herd of buffaloes/curlews/elephants/horse/kangaroo/pigs/wrens
A hide of tigers
A hive of bees
A horde of gnats
A host of sparrows
A hover of trout
A hum of bees
A husk of hares/jackrabbits
An intrigue of kittens
An intrusion of cockroaches
A kennel of dogs
A kettle of hawks
A kindle of kittens
A kine of cows
A knot of snakes/toads
A labour of moles
A lamentation of swans
A leap of hares/leopards
A leash of foxes/greyhounds
A litter of cubs/pigs/puppies
A mask of raccoons
A mob of kangaroos/emus
A murder of crows/magpies
A murmuration of starlings
A muster of peacocks
A mustering of storks
A mutation of thrushes
A mute of hounds
An obstinacy of buffalo
An ostentation of peacocks
A muster of storks
A mute of hounds
A nest of hornets/mice/rabbits/vipers/wasps
A nye/nide of pheasants
A pace of asses
A pack of hounds/rats/wolves
A paddling of ducks
A pair of horses
A pandemonium of parrots
A parade of elephants
A parliament of owls/rooks
A party of jays
A passel/parcel of hogs
A peep of chickens
A piteousness of doves
A pitying of turtledoves
A pladge of wasps
A plague of locusts
A plump of waterfowl/wildfowl
A pod of boar/dolphin/seals/walrus/whales
A pounce of cats
A prattle of parrots
A prickle of hedgehogs/porcupines
A pride of lions
A quiver of cobras
A rafter of turkeys
A rag of colts
A ramuda of horses
A rhumba of rattlesnakes
A richness of martens
A romp of otters
A rookery of penguins
A rout of wolves
A rumpus of baboons
A run of poultry
A rush of pochard
A school of fish/porposes
A scold of jays
A sedge of cranes
A shiver of sharks
A shoal of bass/pilchards/shad
A shrewdness of apes
A siege of cranes/herons
A singular of boars
A skein of geese/pheasants
A skulk of foxes/larks/quail
A sleuth/sloth of bears
A smack/smuth of jellyfish
A sneak of weasels
A sord of mallards
A sounder of wild swine/boars/foxes
A span of mules
A spring of teal
A squabble of seagulls
A stand of flamingo
A stench of skunks
A streak of tigers
A string of ponies/horses
A stud of mares
A swarm of ants/bees/eels
A team of horses/ducks/oxen
A swarm of bees
A thunder of hippos
A tiding of magpies
A tittering of magpies
A tok of capercaillie
A totter/tower of giraffes
A tribe of goats/monkeys/dotterel
A trip of goats
A troop of baboons/monkeys/kangaroos
A turn of turtles
An ubiquity of sparrows
An unkindness of ravens
A volary of birds
A wake of buzzards/vultures
A walk of snipe
A warren of rabbits
A watch of nightingales
A wedge of geese/swans
A wing of plovers
A wisdom of owls
A wisp of snipe
A yoke of oxen

Meanwhile, in India...

(home led jelly fish tank ♥)

Steampunk Telephone

Pocket Shower

That's Not Your Mommy Anymore: A Zombie Tale

Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters

Star Wars Lightsaber Chopsticks Set

Cyber Clean

Tekno Bubbles

Bacon Bandages

Teraforma Whiskey Stones

Anti-Theft Lunch Bags.

AWESOME IDEA

A ZOMBIE INFESTED 5K OBSTACLE COURSE RACE

2011-09-22T09:00:00.001-04:00

The link provided is the registation for the Boston event in May 2012.

(there are earlier sign ups, but...)

BAMP Mas Oyama: KO a bull? ♪Oooh Kaayy♫

DragonCon 2011

(and this is really great)

"The old law of an eye for an eye leaves everyone blind. It is immoral because it seeks to humiliate the opponent rather than win his understanding; it seeks to annihilate rather than convert. Violence is immoral because it thrives on hatred rather than love. It destroys community and makes brotherhood impossible. It leaves society in monologue rather than dialogue. Violence ends by defeating itself. It creates bitterness in the survivors and brutality in the destroyers."

– Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

"I think we may live in a celebrity worshiping culture"

Freddie Mercury Reincarnated

(lol. click the link!)

Morality: a changing concept.

(this is actually a comedian telling a funny joke, but this is what i took away from that story)

(my political standing)

Here's something to make you glad. ♥

2011-07-24T22:55:00.000-04:00

The Chen Zhen series is not to be missed:

The Netflix Link.

Click Me To Magnify!

As cool as this is, it's nothing compared to Academic Earth.
It's a website which shares Yale University classes with the masses. Anyone, anywhere in the world can access it and learn.

Another awesome site.

INSTRUCTABLES

click the ostrich.

MISSION OBJECTIVE: SKINNY

2011-07-23T01:22:00.001-04:00

Instead of getting on a scale let an outfit be your guide to skinny. Break out a tiny little outfit and lose enough weight to fit into it then lose more weight until that outfit becomes baggy on you.

Eat Breakfast
Drink coffee (no more then 2 cups with a small amount of honey and low fat milk.
Eat seafood
Eat loads of vegetables and fruit to fill yourself up during every meal.
Wear a lacing corset to slim your waist.
Devour anything that helps you lose weight, for example, cough drops, hoodia or fiber.
Never eat pass 6:00pm or 4 hours before you go to sleep.
Learn to fast: To Learn Click Here…
Read this article: (10 tips for weight loss)
If you feel like eating watch a gory horror movie like Hostel 2. Click Here for Hostel 2.
Find out how your celebrity thinspiration lost weight or how he or she stays fit
Choose thinspiration with the same body type
Do cardio for 30-60 minutes 6 days a week
Choose a cardio you love
Make sure your workout challenges you
Use ephedra to reduce body fat especially if you’re a gurl
Change your workout weekly to confuse your muscles
Learn how to workout via personal trainer, youtube or DVD.
workout twice a day
Don’t be too hard on yourself
Have faith that all your hard work will pay off if you don’t give up too soon.
Understand that you didn’t gain weight over night so you won’t lose weight over night
Get a workout buddy
Chose a thinspiration that has your body type
Buy diet pills that has great customer feed back like ephedra.
Watch your thinspiration any chance you can.
Information on how to Binge, take Laxatives and Diuretics: Click Here!
Learn about weight cutting (click here)
Find out what a girl must have to keep the fat off (Click here to read the List
Studies have shown that people that eat all the same food gets board of eating the same foods thus eating less so eat the same food and bore your way to skinny!
Drink lots of H2o even when your not thursty for water helps your body burn more calories by preventing you from storing fat
Stop eating dairy, especially milk and buy soy or coconut or make your own milk)
Since the body burns water all through the night, it’s a good idea to drink a glass before going to bed and one when you rise in the morning. In fact, if you want to wake up quickly, down a glass of ice water while you’re brewing your morning coffee.

(The parent site is linked as title.)

15 styles of Distorted Thinking

2011-07-20T15:07:00.000-04:00

im gonna highlight the ones i think i have:

15 styles of Distorted Thinking

Filtering: You take the negative details and magnify them while filtering out all positive aspects of a situation.
Polarized Thinking: Things are black or white, good or bad. You have to be perfect or you're a failure. There is no middle ground.
Overgeneralization: You come to a general conclusion based on a single incident or piece of evidence. If something bad happens once you expect it to happen over and over again.
Mind Reading: Without their saying so, you know what people are feeling and why they act the way they do. In particular, you are able to divine how people are feeling toward you.
Castastrophizing: You expect disaster. you notice or hear about a problem and start "what if's". What if tragedy strikes? What if it happens to you?"
Personalization: Thinking that everything people do or say is some kind of reaction to you. You also compare yourself to others, trying to determine who's smarter, better looking, etc.
Control Fallacies: If you feel externally controlled, you see yourself as helpless, a victim of fate. The fallacy of internal control has you responsible for the pain and happiness of everyone around you.
Fallacy of Fairness: You feel resentful because you think you know what's fair but other people won't agree with you.
Blaming: You hold other people responsible for your pain, or take the other tack and blame yourself for every problem or reversal.
Should: You have a list of ironclad rules about how you and other people should act. People who break the rules anger you and you feel guilty if you violate the rules.
Emotional Reasoning: You believe that what you feel must be true-automatically. If you feel stupid and boring, then you must be stupid and boring.
Fallacy of Change: You expect that other people will change to suit you if you just pressure or cajole them enough. You need to change people because your hope for happiness seem to depend entirely on them.
Global Labeling: You generalize one or two qualities into a negative global judgment.
Being Right: You are continually on trial to prove that your opinions and actions are correct. Being wrong is unthinkable and you will go to any length to demonstrate your rightness.
Heaven's Reward Fallacy: You expect all your sacrifice and self-denial to pay off, as if there were someone keeping score. You feel better when the reward doesn't come

Checklist for Hidden Anger

Procrastination in the completion of imposed tasks.
Perpetual or habitual lateness.
A liking for sadistic or ironic humor.
Sarcasm, cynicism or flippancy in conversation.
Frequent sighing.
over politeness, constant cheerfulness, attitude of "grin and bear it".
Smiling while hurting.
Frequent disturbing or frightening dreams.
Over-controlled monotone speaking voice
Difficulty in getting to sleep or sleeping through the night.
Boredom, apathy, loss of interest in things you are usually enthusiastic about.
Slowing down of movements.
Getting tired more easily than usual.
Excessive irritability over trifles.
Getting drowsy at inappropriate times.
Sleeping more than usual / maybe 12 to 14 hours a day.
Waking up tired rather than rested or refreshed.
Clenched jaws or grinding of the teeth / especially while sleeping.
Facial tics, spasmodic foot movements, habitual fist clenching and similar repeated physical acts done unintentionally or unaware.
Chronically stiff or sore neck or shoulder muscles.
Chronic depression... extended periods of feeling down for no reason.
Stomach ulcers.

... Uh-oh.

2011-07-18T18:40:00.008-04:00

English language did you knows
Did you knowthe most commonly used letter in the alphabet is E
Did you knowthe least used letter in the alphabet is Q
Did you knowskiing is the only word with double i
Did you knowdreamt is the only word that ends in mt
Did you knowthe first letters of the months July through to November spell JASON
Did you knowthere are only 4 words in the English language which end in 'dous' (they are: hazardous, horrendous, stupendous and tremendous)
Did you knowthe oldest word in the English language is 'town'
Did you know'Bookkeeper' and 'bookkeeping' are the only 2 words in the English language with three consecutive double letters
Did you knowthe word 'Strengths' is the longest word in the English language with just one vowel
Did you knowthe dot on top of the letter 'i' is called a tittle
Did you knowthe past tense for the English word 'dare' is 'durst'
Did you knowthe word 'testify' derived from a time when men were required to swear on their testicles
Did you knowThe first English dictionary was written in 1755
Did you knowthe word old English word 'juke' meaning dancing lends its name to the juke box
Did you know1 out of every 8 letters written is an e
Did you knowthe longest one syllable word in the English language is 'screeched'
Did you knowall pilots on international flights identify themselves in English regardless of their country of origin
Did you knowthe expression to 'knuckle down' originated from playing marbles (players used to put their knuckles to the ground for their best shots)
Did you knowthe word 'almost' is the longest in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order
Did you knowthe most commonly used word in English conversation is 'I'

And now some links!

Water Marble Tutorial.

Fifteen Thousand Useful Phrases

How To Tell If Somebody Loves You

80 Journal Writing Prompts

The 100 Best Fitness Tips

Endless Geyser of Awesome

The First Zombie-Proof House

Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned

1. No matter how hard you try, you cannot baptize cats.

2. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.

3. If you sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the
   second person.

4. Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a tomato.

5. You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

6. Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.

7. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

8. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.

9. Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.

10. School lunches stick to the wall.

11. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

12. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

13. The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma's lap.

A SHORT CHILDREN'S STORY.

Scribbler

a drawing, sketching, doodling website.

learn to play piano

for acid

my piece is linked here.

so i googled "hot pink pumps" and got this.

Arty Bollocks Generator
can't quiet catch the  essence of your artwork in words? BS it!
discover new web sites
link them together
ppl with similar interests too

Seven Blunders of the World
the laws we broke.
Strange (But Useful) Human Tricks
Painless Shots
Put pressure near the spot that’s about to get the needle and you’ll feel it less. Just make a circle with your thumb and forefinger and push down a few seconds before the shot. This technique overrides nearby nerves, making the shot feel more like a gentle poke.

Hiccup Relief
Nothing can be more aggravating than nonstop hiccups. Fortunately, your body has a built-in remedy: Take your deepest breath and hold for 10 seconds. And then, without exhaling, breathe in more air and hold for another 5 seconds. Then, one more time, breathe in as much air as you can, hold for 5 seconds, and breath out—hopefully without any more hiccups.

Heart-Calming Breeze
If you’re feeling anxious and can feel your heart racing, call your thumb into action. By blowing on your thumb, you can get your heart rate back to normal.

Throat Tickle Cure
To relieve that constant feeling in the back of your throat, tickle something else…your ear. Touching the area around your ear creates a reflex in the throat that eases the annoyance.

Stuffed Nose Cleared
Your body has a natural mechanism to unclog your nose. Just push your tongue against the roof of your mouth, then press between your eyebrows with a finger. Keep it up for about 20 seconds and your sinuses will start to drain.

DREAMS

there's a beautiful boy in my bed.

2011-07-10T14:39:00.007-04:00

Easy Cd Case ....NO Glue .... For Everybody.... - The best video clips are here

BEFORE I DIE...

When buying new electronics, try DECIDE

if you don't follow your dreams, you'll never wake up

2011-06-09T19:57:00.006-04:00

Zelda : Ocarina of Time

gameiwanttoplay.

DoyoufolkslikeFaaassshhhiiioooonnnn??

Because I could not stop for Death,
He kindly stopped for me;
The carriage held but just ourselves
And Immortality.

We slowly drove, he knew no haste,
And I had put away
My labor, and my leisure too,
For his civility.

We passed the school, where children strove
At recess, in the ring;
We passed the fields of gazing grain,
We passed the setting sun.

Or rather, he passed us;
The dews grew quivering and chill,
For only gossamer my gown,
My tippet only tulle.

We paused before a house that seemed
A swelling of the ground;
The roof was scarcely visible,
The cornice but a mound.

Since then 'tis centuries, and yet each
Feels shorter than the day
I first surmised the horses' heads
Were toward eternity.

-by Emily Dickinson

My To Do List:

PAY:

1. Bell South Bill

2. Broward County Water Bill

FIX GROUPON APPOINTMENT:

mom went to the hospital for burns that day

FRENCH

PIANO

WRITE SONG

celtrixa cancle

sell car

camera:

take pictures of favorite cute clothing.

post clothes poupee girl

nefie music files

save to disk

Free Rapid Share Account

http://almightyclams.org/?ref=2611

Ailurophile A cat-lover.

Assemblage A gathering.

Becoming Attractive.

Beleaguer To exhaust with attacks.

Brood To think alone.

Bucolic In a lovely rural setting.

Bungalow A small, cozy cottage.

Chatoyant Like a cat’s eye.

Comely Attractive.

Conflate To blend together.

Cynosure A focal point of admiration.

Dalliance A brief love affair.

Demesne Dominion, territory.

Demure Shy and reserved.

Denouement The resolution of a mystery.

Desuetude Disuse.

Desultory Slow, sluggish.

Diaphanous Filmy.

Dissemble Deceive.

Dulcet Sweet, sugary.

Ebullience Bubbling enthusiasm.

Effervescent Bubbly.

Efflorescence Flowering, blooming.

Elision Dropping a sound or syllable in a word.

Elixir A good potion.

Eloquence Beauty and persuasion in speech.

Embrocation Rubbing on a lotion.

Emollient A softener.

Ephemeral Short-lived.

Epiphany A sudden revelation.

Erstwhile At one time, for a time.

Ethereal Gaseous, invisible but detectable.

Evanescent Vanishing quickly, lasting a very short time.

Evocative Suggestive.

Fetching Pretty.

Felicity Pleasantness.

Forbearance Withholding response to provocation.

Fugacious Fleeting.

Furtive Shifty, sneaky.

Gambol To skip or leap about joyfully.

Glamour Beauty.

Gossamer The finest piece of thread, a spider’s silk.

Halcyon Happy, sunny, care-free.

Harbinger Messenger with news of the future.

Imbrication Overlapping and forming a regular pattern.

Imbroglio An altercation or complicated situation.

Imbue To infuse, instill.

Incipient Beginning, in an early stage.

Ineffable Unutterable, inexpressible.

Ingénue A naïve young woman.

Inglenook A cozy nook by the hearth.

Insouciance Blithe nonchalance.

Inure To become jaded.

Labyrinthine Twisting and turning.

Lagniappe A special kind of gift.

Lagoon A small gulf or inlet.

Languor Listlessness, inactivity.

Lassitude Weariness, listlessness.

Leisure Free time.

Lilt To move musically or lively.

Lissome Slender and graceful.

Lithe Slender and flexible.

Love Deep affection.

Mellifluous Sweet sounding.

Moiety One of two equal parts.

Mondegreen A slip of the ear.

Murmurous Murmuring.

Nemesis An unconquerable archenemy.

Offing The sea between the horizon and the offshore.

Onomatopoeia A word that sounds like its meaning.

Opulent Lush, luxuriant.

Palimpsest A manuscript written over earlier ones.

Panacea A solution for all problems

Panoply A complete set.

Pastiche An art work combining materials from various sources.

Penumbra A half-shadow.

Petrichor The smell of earth after rain.

Plethora A large quantity.

Propinquity Proximity; Nearness

Pyrrhic Successful with heavy losses.

Quintessential Most essential.

Ratatouille A spicy French stew.

Ravel To knit or unknit.

Redolent Fragrant.

Riparian By the bank of a stream.

Ripple A very small wave.

Scintilla A spark or very small thing.

Sempiternal Eternal.

Seraglio Rich, luxurious oriental palace or harem.

Serendipity Finding something nice while looking for something else.

Summery Light, delicate or warm and sunny.

Sumptuous Lush, luxurious.

Surreptitious Secretive, sneaky.

Susquehanna A river in Pennsylvania.

Susurrous Whispering, hissing.

Talisman A good luck charm.

Tintinnabulation Tinkling.

Umbrella Protection from sun or rain.

Untoward Unseemly, inappropriate.

Vestigial In trace amounts.

Wafture Waving.

Wherewithal The means.

Woebegone Sorrowful, downcast.

Check out Mr. Cutie

also included: awesome chia pet graffiti tutorial

So i recently stumbled upon a social networking site.

I have not yet tried it.

Are You Happy?

click the pic and witness happy illusions

WoW movies any one?

Also A Hint Of a fun website

Oh yeah and click this link for the whole thing.

Song that will make you feel better

presented by an awesome picture, of course.

Pearl Trees is awesome. Really great discovery site.

This is now your GOD.

Pretty cool News print nail tut.

Reply I posted to this link.

This summer i'm falling in love with someone i just met. we're going to move out from our parents houses and get an apartment together. i'm going into music and children's psychology and writing because some day i hope to make a children's television show children's book and children's music. we're both going to start college and i guess begin life. :3 i'm afraid.

I liked your Page. My FaceBook is Nefer Balboa.

Around the World Around the World

MUSICOVERY

2011-05-09T19:44:00.007-04:00

lyric writing exercises

Dress up my Poupee Girl

MY TO DO LIST FOR TODAY:

celtrixa cancle

sell car

print photo:
warcraft nefie

camera:
take pictures of favorite cute clothing.
post clothes poupee girl

nefie music files
save to disc

FRENCH

PIANO

WRITE SONG

FAVOR
take jose to pre graduation thing @ 2 or 3 PM

JAYZON
take honey <3 to test @ 4 or 6 PM

PAY:
1. Bell South Bill
2. Broward County Water Bill

FIX GROUPON APPOINTMENT:
mom went to the hospital for burns that day

Your Type is
ENFP

Extraverted	Intuitive	Feeling	Perceiving
Strength of the preferences %
11	75	75	56

Another Dream:
craaappp
ihadaweirddream
it was a high school /middle school/ elentary school/ college. and we were all littlechildren, our bodies were still youngadult.
actually mine was much thinerand sexyr than it actually isnow. i should workout.
ok anyways. there was a girl from face book and that i met a couple of times and stayed over my friends house with, but i dont really know her. any way she was like stripping outside of a portable, and she was a popular girl for it.
ok so,then there was this other girl with green hair. oh yeah, and geraldy had blue hair.
well the green haired girl was another girl from my facebook and her name was dysfunktional or something.
d-something. it's something weird that sounds like an actual word but its a play on words.
ok whatever.
any way, i waslike totally psychic in the dream and knew i had to meet some people who were at the school today.
and the girls knew who they were and were big fans, so i was like, ok, i'mnot hot, and i dont know this band, but i've got to get a contact with them so i can get in good with them and join.
ok so anyway, i was thinking these girls know them, this dub elecrto music techno band so i have to get them there. plus they are good looking so that will buy me more time with the group.
plus i think their intentions with the band weren't so honorable so that would definately buy me more time to make a conection.
ok, so anyway, i lead them along the way to get to this band. but a bunch of tall sports type school guys have the same idea and people keep getting caught trying to sneak to the group.
so we're all sneaky about it, we wait for some other guys to get caught and get rounded up and we make our way to were the band is. which no one knew where they were but with my psychic abiulities i just knew that i knew, you know? okoo now im sounding really douchy so.
that was my dream.
it ended before it was over.
pretty fun.
... god but now i feel fat. so fat.
fuuuuuck., i've got to work out, i want to be skinny and trim like i was in the dream. ok ok. endit now.

Favorite Color:
Yellow.
also
Rainbow.

Dreams:
This is something weird.
I had a dream of the lead singer of phantomime. I was making him weed brownies. O.O i think he liked me. my mum was there and i think my sister too. They were mad at me for hanging out with him when my boyfriend didn't know. :/ But nothing happened!! Geez.

There was another dream I had of the future. It's was a darker, more mechanical place. Everything was paved over. The only green was dead and ugly, and being choked out by the surrounding cement. Praying mantises were thought to be extinct, but there was a couple that was about to mate. But the female retreated into my mouth and so,they had to mate there. and as she cut off his head and began eating him,i felt the goopiness in my mouth and commenced to gag.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uY58uPtAM68&feature=player_embedded

Etsy: time sensitive link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiJaNSXlYuQ&feature=related

We walk to hell together..

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These are just some visual aids fr the characters' looks.
OKAY! So Lets begin.

Beautiful Dreams.

synopsis.

the story follws a young man who was naturally gifted for guitar.

he is quickly picked up by a punk rock band with rapidly growing ppularity.

he walks int a dark new world of crime, passion, and addictin.

Influenced by his bandmates, who are notrious addicts, he enters a world of hard drug use.

As he achieves his first high from a new, unknown drug, he a wnderful beauty who haunts his every waking moment.

He becomes obsessed with this fictional character and spirals into pimping, dealing, and murder.

The bands drummer is a ladies man and pimp.

His bassist is a prominent drug dealer.

ends.

the boy has a chance to be with the girl of his dreams or continue his drug use.

final line.

Chasing the Dream.

That's what it's all about.

characters.

bassist: light skinned black male with dreads. doesn't give groupies the time of day. secretly gay. calm.

drummer: white effeminate long blonde hair beauty. womanizer. outgoing.

guitarist: asian short choppy black hair. aloof.

singer #1: originally an older male. dark brown hair, Mohawk. gets picked up by a record company as a solo artist and leaves the band.

singer #2: gorgeous blonde. promiscuous. in love with drummer. dyes her hair lts of colors all the time. wishes for fame

the hallucination: she is silent. pale. long black hair. cold.

I don't really know where else to go with this, but i'm excited.

This seems like it'll be fun.

More time travel stuff

meaning of life according to /b/ :"people live for that which they love...even if it is an evil thing, it is what gives them fulfillment, what they love, what they live for. therefore, the meaning of life is love. this can also be taken in a good way."

Stuff i want to buy on ebay!

Comics

1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves the adhesive.

2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set 5 minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.

3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.

4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.

5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry.

6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

7. Add a splash of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.

8. Fill a 16-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them.

9. Pour 1/2 cup vodka and 1/2 cup water in a freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, reusable ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes…

10. Fill a clean, empty jar with freshly packed lavender flowers. Fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly, and set it in the sun for 3 days. Strain liquid, then apply the tincture to aches and pains.

11. Make your own mouthwash by mixing 9 tablespoons powered cinnamon with 1 cup vodka. Seal in an airtight container for 2 weeks. Strain through a coffee filter. Mix with warm water and rinse your mouth. (DON’T SWALLOW!)

12. Using a cotton swab, apply vodka to a cold sore to help it dry out.

13. If blister opens, pour vodka over the raw skin as a local anestheic that also disinfects the exposed dermis.

14. To treat dandruff, mix 1 cup vodka with 2 teaspoons crushed rosemary. Let sit 2 days, strain through a coffee filter, massage into your scalp and dry.

15. To treat an earache, put a few drops of vodka in your ear. Let sit for a few minutes, then drain. Vodka will kill the bacteria causing pain in your ear.

16. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.

17. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.

18. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

19. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.

20. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.

Pablo Neruda
Me Gustas Cuando Callas
Me gustas cuando callas porque estas como ausente,
y me oyes desde lejos, y mi voz no te toca.
Parece que los ojos se te hubieran volado
y parece que un beso te cerrara la boca.

Como todas las cosas estan llenas de mi alma
emerges de las cosas, llena del alma mia.
Mariposa de sueno, te pareces a mi alma,
y te pareces a la palabra melancolia.

Me gustas cuando callas y estas como distante.
Y estas como quejandote, mariposa en arrullo.
Y me oyes desde lejos, y mi voz no te alcanza:
dejame que me calle con el silencio tuyo.

Dejame que te hable tambien con tu silencio
claro como una lampara, simple como un anillo.
Eres como la noche, callada y constelada.
Tu silencio es de estrella, tan lejano y sencillo.

Me gustas cuando callas porque estas como ausente.
Distante y dolorosa como si hubieras muerto.
Una palabra entonces, una sonrisa bastan.
Y estoy alegre, alegre de que no sea cierto.

I Like You When You Are Quiet
I like you when you are quiet because it is as though you are absent,
and you hear me from far away, and my voice does not touch you.
It looks as though your eyes had flown away
and it looks as if a kiss had sealed your mouth.

Like all things are full of my soul
You emerge from the things, full of my soul.
Dream butterfly, you look like my soul,
and you look like a melancoly word.

I like you when you are quiet and it is as though you are distant.
It is as though you are complaining, butterfly in lullaby.
And you hear me from far away, and my voice does not reach you:
let me fall quiet with your own silence.

Let me also speak to you with your silence
Clear like a lamp, simple like a ring.
You are like the night, quiet and constellated.
Your silence is of a star, so far away and solitary.

I like you when you are quiet because it is as though you are absent.
Distant and painful as if you had died.
A word then, a smile is enough.
And I am happy, happy that it is not true.

ClickMe!

tiny tot.

just add water!

kevin culhane sariano: photographer

There is no escape from tiger shark.

Silly Mind Tricks
Try this it is really cool. See if you are a lateral thinker. Scroll

down slowly, otherwise you'll see the answers. This works better

verbally, but try it:

Name the colour of the following things as fast as you can:

snow

paper

clouds

chalk

wedding gown

Say the word "white" to yourself 10 times fast.

QUICK!!!!!!!! WHAT DO COWS DRINK!!!

Contrary to popular belief, cows do NOT drink milk. They drink water.

----------------------------------------------------------------------

Just follow the instructions below:

DON'T scroll down too fast -- do it slowly, and follow the

instructions below exactly, and do the math in your head as fast as you

can. It worked on us.

FOLLOW these instructions one at a time and as QUICKLY as you can!

What is:

2+2?

4+4?

8+8?

16+16?

Quick! Pick a number between 12 and 5. Got it?

Now scroll down...

The number you picked was 7 right?

Isn't that weird???

Another one...

What is:

1+5 ?

2+4 ?

3+3 ?

4+2 ?

5+1 ?

Now repeat saying the number 6 to yourself as fast as you can for 15

seconds. then page down

QUICK!!! THINK OF A VEGETABLE! Then page down.

You're thinking of a carrot right?

If not, you're among the 2% of the population whose minds are warped

enough to think of something else. 98% of people will answer with

carrot when given this exercise.

Quotes

Logic wil get yu from A to B.

Imagination will take you anywhere.

-Albert Einstein

“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.”

Winston Churchill

“A modest little person, with much to be modest about.”

Winston Churchill

I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.”

Clarence Darrow

“Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time reading it.”

Moses Hadas

“He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.”

Abraham Lincoln

“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.”

Groucho Marx

“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”

Mark Twain

“He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.”

Oscar Wilde

“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend…. if you have one.”

George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

“Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second… If there is one.”

Winston Churchill, in response to Bernard Shaw

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.”

Oscar Wilde

“He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts for support rather than

illumination.”

Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

“He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.”

Billy Wilder

I'm gonna break up with my boyfriend for my keytar.

she needs my attention, and my time is being exhausted on all this effort that could be better spent caressing Baby.

He's ugly beautiful.

i say unimportant things.

sounds like

i miss you

i want you

don't want to

can't have you

she's crying

Awww man.

I feel so stupid looking at this stuff now.

What a pain religion was.

My growing young mind took many hits before settling on Agnosticism.

Tea Party by Kerli

The song is awful, but I love this dress.

As you may know, I'm planning on holding my very own MAD Tea Party.

There is to be a strict dress code.

But I digress.

I have been looking for this dress all throughouts the internets.

No luck yet.

This is what walls do when they're not melting.

visit this link

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la la la la la
mother of my sin
give me your sweet surrender
the breath you breathed between us
the sweet tenderness you hold betwixt your thighs
the soft words you keep from even your own mind
the fear of loving ever ever ever
the feeling that you hide
and they, who return it in kind
how very kind
to bear false witness
and bury yourself away under false pretense
you are a mime
my friend
my dearest friend
i am yours for all time
for all time
your rosy lips
if i had known they speak only lies
i would have never asked to know
i would have only wished to die
wash me in your arms
for without you i am dirt
and you, of the pure holy sun
you are what from which i run
the water i would breath fully knowing i would drown
the child's clown
a smile
a laugh
a moment
brick by brick
build my world
and form the contours of my mind
all breath
all peace
the glorious sea
all this i would forsake for thee
my sweet
when they made you
the god's were furious,
for they could never be
as perfect as the moonlight
as silent as the night
as immortal as the sunrise
as delicate as the soul
and as painfully beautiful as you.
meow.

:(
the sweet icky sickness
the kind you'd beg to hide
deliver me from my shame
tar all crawling inside
rip it away
i was made to die
deliver me
deliver me
from my mind, i can only try
cry out
it's strangely
calling
numbing up my insides
hard to breath
it's coming
can you hear the screach
the wheels rolling round running
can you feel the heat
burning burning burning alive
the sweetness that i crave
your heart, your blood, your body
all that i want to save
sweetness sweetness save yourself
dark corridors of my mind
the whisper, where is this one
whom i must take tonight
in the mausoleum of thoughts
they'll take you
they'll take you
please run
thay'll take you
they'll take you
oh don't come
they'll take you
like little children
they'll take you
my love

ballerina project

These are the 100 most beautiful words in the English language, apparently.

Ailurophile A cat-lover.
Assemblage A gathering.
Becoming Attractive.
Beleaguer To exhaust with attacks.
Brood To think alone.
Bucolic In a lovely rural setting.
Bungalow A small, cozy cottage.
Chatoyant Like a cat’s eye.
Comely Attractive.
Conflate To blend together.
Cynosure A focal point of admiration.
Dalliance A brief love affair.
Demesne Dominion, territory.
Demure Shy and reserved.
Denouement The resolution of a mystery.
Desuetude Disuse.
Desultory Slow, sluggish.
Diaphanous Filmy.
Dissemble Deceive.
Dulcet Sweet, sugary.
Ebullience Bubbling enthusiasm.
Effervescent Bubbly.
Efflorescence Flowering, blooming.
Elision Dropping a sound or syllable in a word.
Elixir A good potion.
Eloquence Beauty and persuasion in speech.
Embrocation Rubbing on a lotion.
Emollient A softener.
Ephemeral Short-lived.
Epiphany A sudden revelation.
Erstwhile At one time, for a time.
Ethereal Gaseous, invisible but detectable.
Evanescent Vanishing quickly, lasting a very short time.
Evocative Suggestive.
Fetching Pretty.
Felicity Pleasantness.
Forbearance Withholding response to provocation.
Fugacious Fleeting.
Furtive Shifty, sneaky.
Gambol To skip or leap about joyfully.
Glamour Beauty.
Gossamer The finest piece of thread, a spider’s silk.
Halcyon Happy, sunny, care-free.
Harbinger Messenger with news of the future.
Imbrication Overlapping and forming a regular pattern.
Imbroglio An altercation or complicated situation.
Imbue To infuse, instill.
Incipient Beginning, in an early stage.
Ineffable Unutterable, inexpressible.
Ingénue A naïve young woman.
Inglenook A cozy nook by the hearth.
Insouciance Blithe nonchalance.
Inure To become jaded.
Labyrinthine Twisting and turning.
Lagniappe A special kind of gift.
Lagoon A small gulf or inlet.
Languor Listlessness, inactivity.
Lassitude Weariness, listlessness.
Leisure Free time.
Lilt To move musically or lively.
Lissome Slender and graceful.
Lithe Slender and flexible.
Love Deep affection.
Mellifluous Sweet sounding.
Moiety One of two equal parts.
Mondegreen A slip of the ear.
Murmurous Murmuring.
Nemesis An unconquerable archenemy.
Offing The sea between the horizon and the offshore.
Onomatopoeia A word that sounds like its meaning.
Opulent Lush, luxuriant.
Palimpsest A manuscript written over earlier ones.
Panacea A solution for all problems
Panoply A complete set.
Pastiche An art work combining materials from various sources.
Penumbra A half-shadow.
Petrichor The smell of earth after rain.
Plethora A large quantity.
Propinquity An inclination.
Pyrrhic Successful with heavy losses.
Quintessential Most essential.
Ratatouille A spicy French stew.
Ravel To knit or unknit.
Redolent Fragrant.
Riparian By the bank of a stream.
Ripple A very small wave.
Scintilla A spark or very small thing.
Sempiternal Eternal.
Seraglio Rich, luxurious oriental palace or harem.
Serendipity Finding something nice while looking for something else.
Summery Light, delicate or warm and sunny.
Sumptuous Lush, luxurious.
Surreptitious Secretive, sneaky.
Susquehanna A river in Pennsylvania.
Susurrous Whispering, hissing.
Talisman A good luck charm.
Tintinnabulation Tinkling.
Umbrella Protection from sun or rain.
Untoward Unseemly, inappropriate.
Vestigial In trace amounts.
Wafture Waving.
Wherewithal The means.
Woebegone Sorrowful, downcast.

Collected Quotes from Albert Einstein

"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction."
"Imagination is more important than knowledge."
"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love."
"I want to know God's thoughts; the rest are details."
"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax."
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
"The only real valuable thing is intuition."
"A person starts to live when he can live outside himself."
"I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice."
"God is subtle but he is not malicious."
"Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character."
"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough."
"The eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility."
"Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing."
"Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind."
"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."
"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler."
"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
"Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it."
"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education."
"God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically."
"The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking."
"Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal."
"Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding."
"The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible."
"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."
"Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school."
"The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing."
"Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater."
"Equations are more important to me, because politics is for the present, but an equation is something for eternity."
"If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
"As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality."
"Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods."
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
"In order to form an immaculate member of a flock of sheep one must, above all, be a sheep."
"The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead."
"Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves."
"Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism -- how passionately I hate them!"
"No, this trick won't work...How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?"
"My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind."
"Yes, we have to divide up our time like that, between our politics and our equations. But to me our equations are far more important, for politics are only a matter of present concern. A mathematical equation stands forever."
"The release of atom power has changed everything except our way of thinking...the solution to this problem lies in the heart of mankind. If only I had known, I should have become a watchmaker."
"Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence."
"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed."
"A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeeded be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death."
"The further the spiritual evolution of mankind advances, the more certain it seems to me that the path to genuine religiosity does not lie through the fear of life, and the fear of death, and blind faith, but through striving after rational knowledge."
"Now he has departed from this strange world a little ahead of me. That means nothing. People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion."
"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat."
"One had to cram all this stuff into one's mind for the examinations, whether one liked it or not. This coercion had such a deterring effect on me that, after I had passed the final examination, I found the consideration of any scientific problems distasteful to me for an entire year."
"...one of the strongest motives that lead men to art and science is escape from everyday life with its painful crudity and hopeless dreariness, from the fetters of one's own ever-shifting desires. A finely tempered nature longs to escape from the personal life into the world of objective perception and thought."
"He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action. It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder."
"A human being is a part of a whole, called by us _universe_, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest... a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest to us. Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty."
"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts." (Sign hanging in Einstein's office at Princeton)

hthis is the most amazing website

essentials of Buddhism

The workings of the mind are examined with great precision in these teachings of the Buddha that originated in India over 2000 years back. However the way to freedom lies not in a scholarly study of these teachings, but instead in practicing meditation and mindfulness. The reality of suffering draws many to Buddha's teachings; the teachings are not about suffering though. Instead they are about ultimate freedom, and the exuberance that this freedom is accessible to all. Strive to be a Buddha, not a Buddhist!

Four Noble Truths

   1. Suffering exists
   2. Suffering arises from attachment to desires
   3. Suffering ceases when attachment to desire ceases
   4. Freedom from suffering is possible by practicing the Eightfold Path

Noble Eightfold Path

Three Qualities	Eightfold Path
Wisdom (panna)	Right View
	Right Thought
Morality (sila)	Right Speech
	Right Action
	Right Livelihood
Meditation (samadhi)	Right Effort
	Right Mindfulness
	Right Contemplation

Three Characteristics of Existence

   1. Transiency (anicca)
   2. Sorrow (dukkha)
   3. Selflessness (anatta)

Hindrances

Unwholesome mental states that impede progress towards enlightenment.
   1. Sensuous lust
   2. Aversion and ill will
   3. Sloth and torpor
   4. Restlessness and worry
   5. Sceptical doubt

Factors of Enlightenment

   1. Mindfulness
   2. Investigation
   3. Energy
   4. Rapture
   5. Tranquillity
   6. Concentration
   7. Equanimity

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Aghori Sadhusworship Kali (fierce form of goddess Durga)not all Kali followers are like this but many believe in human sacrifice to attain things like immortality and permanent youth etc., according to them everything in this world are created from "Brahman" and nothing can be impure and everything in this universe is god itself and pure as god itself so abandoning anything is abandoning god itself http://www.as.ua.edu/ant/bindon/ant570/Papers/McGrath/McGrath.htm http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creutzfeldt-Jakob_disease

DERP.

hw rotary engines wrk.

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The Egg
By: Andy Weir

You were on your way home when you died.
It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. It was a painless death. The EMTs tried their best to save you, but to no avail. Your body was so utterly shattered you were better off, trust me.
And that’s when you met me.
“What… what happened?” You asked. “Where am I?”
“You died,” I said, matter-of-factly. No point in mincing words.
“There was a… a truck and it was skidding…”
“Yup,” I said.
“I… I died?”
“Yup. But don’t feel bad about it. Everyone dies,” I said.
You looked around. There was nothingness. Just you and me. “What is this place?” You asked. “Is this the afterlife?”
“More or less,” I said.
“Are you god?” You asked.
“Yup,” I replied. “I’m God.”
“My kids… my wife,” you said.
“What about them?”
“Will they be all right?”
“That’s what I like to see,” I said. “You just died and your main concern is for your family. That’s good stuff right there.”
You looked at me with fascination. To you, I didn’t look like God. I just looked like some man. Or possibly a woman. Some vague authority figure, maybe. More of a grammar school teacher than the almighty.
“Don’t worry,” I said. “They’ll be fine. Your kids will remember you as perfect in every way. They didn’t have time to grow contempt for you. Your wife will cry on the outside, but will be secretly relieved. To be fair, your marriage was falling apart. If it’s any consolation, she’ll feel very guilty for feeling relieved.”
“Oh,” you said. “So what happens now? Do I go to heaven or hell or something?”
“Neither,” I said. “You’ll be reincarnated.”
“Ah,” you said. “So the Hindus were right,”
“All religions are right in their own way,” I said. “Walk with me.”
You followed along as we strode through the void. “Where are we going?”
“Nowhere in particular,” I said. “It’s just nice to walk while we talk.”
“So what’s the point, then?” You asked. “When I get reborn, I’ll just be a blank slate, right? A baby. So all my experiences and everything I did in this life won’t matter.”
“Not so!” I said. “You have within you all the knowledge and experiences of all your past lives. You just don’t remember them right now.”
I stopped walking and took you by the shoulders. “Your soul is more magnificent, beautiful, and gigantic than you can possibly imagine. A human mind can only contain a tiny fraction of what you are. It’s like sticking your finger in a glass of water to see if it’s hot or cold. You put a tiny part of yourself into the vessel, and when you bring it back out, you’ve gained all the experiences it had.
“You’ve been in a human for the last 48 years, so you haven’t stretched out yet and felt the rest of your immense consciousness. If we hung out here for long enough, you’d start remembering everything. But there’s no point to doing that between each life.”
“How many times have I been reincarnated, then?”
“Oh lots. Lots and lots. An in to lots of different lives.” I said. “This time around, you’ll be a Chinese peasant girl in 540 AD.”
“Wait, what?” You stammered. “You’re sending me back in time?”
“Well, I guess technically. Time, as you know it, only exists in your universe. Things are different where I come from.”
“Where you come from?” You said.
“Oh sure,” I explained “I come from somewhere. Somewhere else. And there are others like me. I know you’ll want to know what it’s like there, but honestly you wouldn’t understand.”
“Oh,” you said, a little let down. “But wait. If I get reincarnated to other places in time, I could have interacted with myself at some point.”
“Sure. Happens all the time. And with both lives only aware of their own lifespan you don’t even know it’s happening.”
“So what’s the point of it all?”
“Seriously?” I asked. “Seriously? You’re asking me for the meaning of life? Isn’t that a little stereotypical?”
“Well it’s a reasonable question,” you persisted.
I looked you in the eye. “The meaning of life, the reason I made this whole universe, is for you to mature.”
“You mean mankind? You want us to mature?”
“No, just you. I made this whole universe for you. With each new life you grow and mature and become a larger and greater intellect.”
“Just me? What about everyone else?”
“There is no one else,” I said. “In this universe, there’s just you and me.”
You stared blankly at me. “But all the people on earth…”
“All you. Different incarnations of you.”
“Wait. I’m everyone!?”
“Now you’re getting it,” I said, with a congratulatory slap on the back.
“I’m every human being who ever lived?”
“Or who will ever live, yes.”
“I’m Abraham Lincoln?”
“And you’re John Wilkes Booth, too,” I added.
“I’m Hitler?” You said, appalled.
“And you’re the millions he killed.”
“I’m Jesus?”
“And you’re everyone who followed him.”
You fell silent.
“Every time you victimized someone,” I said, “you were victimizing yourself. Every act of kindness you’ve done, you’ve done to yourself. Every happy and sad moment ever experienced by any human was, or will be, experienced by you.”
You thought for a long time.
“Why?” You asked me. “Why do all this?”
“Because someday, you will become like me. Because that’s what you are. You’re one of my kind. You’re my child.”
“Whoa,” you said, incredulous. “You mean I’m a god?”
“No. Not yet. You’re a fetus. You’re still growing. Once you’ve lived every human life throughout all time, you will have grown enough to be born.”
“So the whole universe,” you said, “it’s just…”
“An egg.” I answered. “Now it’s time for you to move on to your next life.”
And I sent you on your way.

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Prayer for Our Daughters

May they never be lonely at parties

Or wait for mail from people they haven't written

Or still in middle age ask God for favors

Or forbid their children things they were never forbidden.

May hatred be like a habit they never developed

And can't see the point of, like gambling or heavy drinking.

If they forget themselves, may it be in music

Or the kind of prayer that makes a garden of thinking.

May they enter the coming century

Like swans under a bridge into enchantment

And take with them enough of this century

To assure their grandchildren it really happened.

May they find a place to love, without nostalgia

For some place else that they can never go back to.

And may they find themselves, as we have found them,

Complete at each stage of their lives, each part they add to.

May they be themselves, long after we've stopped watching.

May they return from every kind of suffering

(Except the last, which doesn't bear repeating)

And be themselves again, both blessed and blessing.

And in horribly freaky news.

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Words That Don’t Exist in the English Language

Gheegle: (Filipino) The urge to pinch or squeeze something that is unbearably cute.

Cualacino: (Italian) The mark left on a table by a cold glass.

Sgriob: (Gaelic) The itchiness that overcomes the upper lip just before taking a sip of whisky

L’esprit de escalier: (French) The feeling you get after leaving a conversation, when you think of all the things you should have said. Translated it means “the spirit of the staircase.”

Pari-pari and Saku-saku: (Japanese) Hard-crispy verses Soft-crispy, i.e. a rice cracker versus fried chicken

Stam: (Hebrew) An agreement out of amusement and frustration that something doesn’t have a satisfactory answer among those talking.

Forelsket: (Norwegian) The euphoria you experience when you are first falling in love.

Pena ajena: (Mexican Spanish) The embarrassment you feel watching someone else’s humiliation.

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Gudo was the emperor's teacher of his time. Nevertheless, he used to travel alone as a wandering mendicant. Once when he was on his was to Edo, the cultural and political center of the shogunate, he approached a little village named Takenaka. It was evening and a heavy rain was falling. Gudo was thoroughly wet. His straw sandals were in pieces. At a farmhouse near the village he noticed four or five pairs of sandals in the window and decided to buy some dry ones.

The woman who offered him the sandals, seeing how wet he was, invited him in to remain for the night at her home. Gudo accepted, thanking her. He entered and recited a sutra before the family shrine. He then was introduced to the woman's mother, and to her children. Observing that the entire family was depressed, Gudo asked what was wrong.

"My husband is a gambler and a drunkard," the housewife told him. "When he happens to win he drinks and becomes abusive. When he loses he borrows money from others. Sometimes when he becomes thoroughly drunk he does not come home at all. What can I do?"

I will help him," said Gudo. "Here is some money. Get me a gallon of fine wine and something good to eat. Then you may retire. I will meditate before the shrine."

When the man of the house returned about midnight, quite drunk, he bellowed: "Hey, wife, I am home. Have you something for me to eat?"

"I have something for you," said Gudo. "I happened to get caught in the rain and your wife kindly asked me to remain here for the night. In return I have bought some wine and fish, so you might as well have them."

The man was delighted. He drank the wine at once and laid himself down on the floor. Gudo sat in meditation beside him.

In the morning when the husband awoke he had forgotten about the previous night. "Who are you? Where do you come from?" he asked Gudo, who still was meditating.

"I am Gudo of Kyoto and I am going on to Edo," replied the Zen master.

The man was utterly ashamed. He apologized profusely to the teacher of his emperor.

Gudo smiled. "Everything in this life is impermanent," he explained. "Life is very brief. If you keep on gambling and drinking, you will have no time left to accomplish anything else, and you will cause your family to suffer too."

The perception of the husband awoke as if from a dream. "You are right," he declared. "How can I ever repay you for this wonderful teaching! Let me see you off and carry your things a little way."

"If you wish," assented Gudo.

The two started out. After they had gone three miles Gudo told him to return. "Just another five miles," he begged Gudo. They continued on.

"You may return now," suggested Gudo.

"After another ten miles," the man replied.

"Return now," said Gudo, when the ten miles had been passed.

"I am going to follow you all the rest of my life," declared the man.

Modern Zen teachers in Japan spring from the lineage of a famous master who was the successor of Gudo. His name was Mu-nan, the man who never turned back.

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watching cat chase around moth.

thinking i'm gonna break up with my boyfriend :/

but i don't know.

update: no, i don't think so. i think he seems pretty awesome.

we will see.

"time will tell."

still think about my ex everyday; but every day it's less and less.

I heard the humming of a moth's wings, flying past my head.

50 Lessons Life Taught Me

By Regina Brett

To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me.   It is the most-requested column I've ever written. When my odometer rolled over to 50, I updated the list.

Here it is:

  Life isn't fair, but it's still good.  
When in doubt, just take the next small step.
Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.  
Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.  
Pay off your credit cards every month.
You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.  
Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone.
It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it.  
Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.  
When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.
Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.  
It's OK to let your children see you cry.  
Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.  
Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry; God never blinks.  
Life is too short for long pity parties. Get busy living, or get busy dying.
You can get through anything if you stay put in today.  
A writer writes. If you want to be a writer, write. 
It's never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up to you and no one else.  
When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take no for an answer.
Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special.  
Overprepare, then go with the flow.  
Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple.  
The most important sex organ is the brain.
No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
Frame every so-called disaster with these words: "In five years, will this matter?"  
Always choose life.  
Forgive everyone everything.  
What other people think of you is none of your business.  
Time heals almost everything. Give time time.  
However good or bad a situation is, it will change. 
Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.
Believe in miracles.
God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn't do.
Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.  
Growing old beats the alternative - dying young. 
Your children get only one childhood. Make it memorable. 
Read the Psalms. They cover every human emotion.
Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.  
If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back.  
Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.  
Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.  
All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.  
Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.  
The best is yet to come.
No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.  
Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.  
If you don't ask, you don't get.
Yield.  
Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift...

Zen Koans

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Equalization Key Frequencies
by
Bob Dennis

FREQUENCY:

USES:

50Hz

1. Increase to add more fullness to lowest frequency instruments like foot, toms, and the bass.

2. Reduce to decrease the "boom" of the bass and will increase overtones and the recognition of bass line in the mix. This is most often used on loud bass lines like rock.

100Hz

1. Increase to add a harder bass sound to lowest frequency instruments.

2. Increase to add fullness to guitars, snare.

3. Increase to add warmth to piano and horns.

4. Reduce to remove boom on guitars & increase clarity.

200Hz

1. Increase to add fullness to vocals.

2. Increase to add fullness to snare and guitar ( harder sound ).

3. Reduce to decrease muddiness of vocals or mid-range instruments.

4. Reduce to decrease gong sound of cymbals.

400Hz

1. Increase to add clarity to bass lines especially when speakers are at low volume.

2. Reduce to decrease "cardboard" sound of lower drums (foot and toms).

3. Reduce to decrease ambiance on cymbals.

800Hz

1. Increase for clarity and "punch" of bass.

2. Reduce to remove "cheap" sound of guitars.

1.5KHz

1. Increase for "clarity" and "pluck" of bass.

2. Reduce to remove dullness of guitars.

3KHz

1. Increase for more "pluck" of bass.

2. Increase for more attack of electric / acoustic guitar.

3. Increase for more attack on low piano parts.

4. Increase for more clarity / hardness on voice.

5. Reduce to increase breathy, soft sound on background vocals.

6. Reduce to disguise out-of-tune vocals / guitars.

5KHz

1. Increase for vocal presence.

2. Increase low frequency drum attack ( foot / toms).

3. Increase for more "finger sound" on bass.

4. Increase attack of piano, acoustic guitar and brightness on guitars (especially rock guitars).

5. Reduce to make background parts more distant.

6. Reduce to soften "thin" guitar.

7KHz

1. Increase to add attack on low frequency drums ( more metallic sound ).

2. Increase to add attack to percussion instruments.

3. Increase on dull singer.

4. Increase for more "finger sound" on acoustic bass.

5. Reduce to decrease "s" sound on singers.

6. Increase to add sharpness to synthesizers, rock guitars, acoustic guitar and piano.

10KHz

1. Increase to brighten vocals.

2. Increase for "light brightness" in acoustic guitar and piano.

3. Increase for hardness on cymbals.

4. Reduce to decrease "s" sound on singers.

15KHz

1. Increase to brighten vocals (breath sound).

2. Increase to brighten cymbals, string instruments and flutes.

3. Increase to make sampled synthesizer sound more real.

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I Want French Toast.

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A bra i want.

Pipe' spiked my Gatorade.

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Foods for Diabetics

i hate all these people
their thoughts are so cruel
their words are all jumbled
their mouths run by fools

explore the unconcious mind.

where did all the time go.

running down the night.

What The Worlds!? :3

Handbook for life 2010.

HEALTH:
1. Drink plenty of water.
2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like beggar.
3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is
manufactured in plants.
4. Live with the 3 E’s — Energy, Enthusiasm and Empathy.
5. Make time to meditate.
6. (Breathe)
7. Read more books than you did in 2009.
8. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
9. Sleep for 7 hours.
10. Take a 10-30 minute walk daily. And while you walk, smile.
PERSONALITY:
11. Comparing our lives to others is fruitless. We have no idea what their journey is about.
12. Replace negative thoughts with positive ones especially about things out of our control. Invest energy in the positive present moment.
13. Try not to over do. Understand limits.
14. Why take ourselves so seriously. No one else does.
15. Gossip drains precious energy.
16. Dream more while we are awake.
17. Envy is a waste of time. We already have all we need.
18. Forget issues of the past. Let go of our partners mistakes of the past. Focus on our present/future happiness.
19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
20. Make peace with our past so it won’t spoil the present.
21. No one is in charge of our happiness except us.
22. Realize that life is a school and we are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons we learn will last a lifetime.
23. Smile and laugh more.
24. We don’t have to win arguments. It’s ok to agree to disagree.
SOCIETY:
25. Call your family often.
26. Each day give something good to others.
27. Forgive everyone for everything.
28. Spend time with people over the age of 70 and under the age of 6.
29. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
30. What other people think of you is insignificant compared to what you think of yourself.
31. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends & family will. Stay in touch.
LIFE:
32. Do the right thing!
33. Get rid of anything that isn’t useful, beautiful or joyful.
34. (Higher powers) heal everything.
35. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
36. No matter how we feel, get up, dress up, and show up.
37. The best is yet to come.
38. When we awake alive in the morning, be thankful.
39. Our Inner most is always happy. Release your “Inner Happy” on the world every day!

From Linda’s Yoga Journey!!

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The Pursuit of Happiness: 15 Lessons to Keep in Mind

1. The only person that can ever truly make you happy is yourself. Stop depending on everyone else.

2. People lie, stuff happens. Don’t take it too personally.

3. Want people to think you’re amazing? Start believing you are, and then they will too.

4. Smiling is the ultimate anti-depressant. Smile and laugh out loud, it doesn’t look stupid, I promise.

5. The world is never just black and white, right or wrong, one way or another. Try and see things from as many points of view as possible.

6. "Let everything happen to you
Beauty and terror
Just keep going
No feeling is final"
— Rainer Maria Rilke

7. Have empathy.

8. Gossip, problems of the past, events you cannot control, negative thoughts and negative people; time spent on these is time poorly wasted.

9. When you're jealous or find yourself filled with hate for someone/something, stop. The only person its hurting is you.

10. Although the newest, most expensive material things may make you feel as if you’re a better person, they won’t hold you at night or listen to you when you need it. Make sure your priorities make sense.

11. Step outside your comfort zone- it’s when you’ll really feel alive.

12. Don’t be afraid to be yourself, the people who really matter, don’t mind

13. Let your emotions out sometimes, humans have them for a reason.

14. Celebrate the things you have. Think only positively of the things you don’t (but would like to have) and they too will come.

15. Love unconditionally ♥.

From The Inspiration Tree.

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Dalai Lama’s 18 rules for living

At the start of the new millennium the Dalai Lama apparently issued eighteen rules for living.

1. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
2. When you lose, don’t lose the lesson.
3. Follow the three Rs:
1. Respect for self
2. Respect for others
3. Responsibility for all your actions.
4. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.
5. Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
6. Don’t let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
7. When you realize you’ve made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
8. Spend some time alone every day.
9. Open your arms to change, but don’t let go of your values.
10. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
11. Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you’ll be able to enjoy it a second time.
12. A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your life.
13. In disagreements with loved ones, deal only with the current situation. Don’t bring up the past.
14. Share your knowledge. It’s a way to achieve immortality.
15. Be gentle with the earth.
16. Once a year, go someplace you’ve never been before.
17. Remember that the best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other.
18. Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.

2011-01-10T17:32:00.001-05:00

the safe word was yellow. *shivers